Mulla: What an amazingly BRAVE girl! She won a medal in-spite of the fact that the minister wished her luck…!!
Category Archives: Mulla Nasiruddin
Mulla: In his 27 years as an MP, Netaji didn’t build even a single bridge! Because he knew if the bridge collapses, many people could loose their lives!!
Mulla (to his friend): My son was just refusing to go to school today… But then I convinced him that there’s a Pokemon in his classroom!!
Pokemon Go
Mulla (to C.M.): There is one solution to the crazy water-logging problem on the roads, Netaji… Make swimming classes mandatory for all citizens!!
Mulla (to wife, on her way out): Carry your raincoat or umbrella with you.. You’ll surely need it..
Mulla (to son): Son, tell me a good joke…
Son: Not now dad… I’m focusing on studies..
Mulla: Good one!! Tell me one more!
Mulla (to his donkey): My wife thinks she is punishing me by not talking to me for days..!!
Mulla: When My wife starts to sing, I always come out & sit in the garden… So our neighbours don’t think there’s domestic violence going on!
At the Phone Shop:
Guy asks: What’s the price of Galaxy Grand?
Mulla: ₹18000
Guy: OMG!! …and iPhone 6?
Mulla: OMG+OMG+OMG
He’s right! It does look good when you hold it like that…!!